Why are we all here and why will Tuesday kill you?

Oh, hai!
If you are reading this blog, I am amazed. I don't really intend for anyone to read it (although if you do, more power to you and I hope you have readily available access to anti-anxiety drugs. For your sake). It's more of an outlet for me to share my feelings with a few more words allowed than on my twitter account (My twitter followers--inexplicably, I have 36--breathe a sigh of relief). I'm not always depressing or annoying. In fact, I'm often funny or profound, but I am also depressing and annoying and whiny and all the things real women are. I am single, and 82% of me hates that. So there's a lot of grousing about that, along with some fun stories, anecdotes, etc. I'm a Christian, so there's a lot of struggling with/growing in faith in God and my Savior Jesus Christ. I am a pet lover, so there's tons of gooey stuff about my cat and dog babies (one of each). I'm just me, basically. So get over it. And keep reading. Or don't.

But the Tuesday thing...why did I make the address for this blog Tuesdaywillstillkillyou? Well, first of all, because all the good names, including the really cute ones I came up with, were taken. Second, I work in a large retail store, and in my previous position there, I was a manager. Between customers and employees, I've seen more dysfunction than a therapist in a trailer park on Super Bowl Sunday. But for some reason, it always seemed like Tuesdays were the worst days. If people were to call off en masse, it was on a Tuesday. If things broke or horrible customers came in or dumb thieves (and they are all dumb) came in, it was on a Tuesday. It got to be sort of a joke. Then, one Tuesday, a man collapsed at one of the cash registers and had to be resuscitated via CPR. (I was later told he did live, fyi) And it was then I realized that Tuesday actually had the possibility of killing you. Hence the phrase.


EDIT: This is the first post for my new blog EverSoRandom. I had two blogs and it was irritating the crap out of me. So I've merged them and this was the beginning of the new one. Just FYI.